


Smudges

Way back in 1997-the old days- 3 wonderful wacky women met on the internet while participating in their 'artist round table'.
Since they didn't have
anything else to do except raise their kids, care for their husbands and
menagerie of critters, be actively involved at their schools and other
clubs....AND run their businesses, they decided to compile all their genius ramblings
and put them in a book.
These deep thoughts were
actually liked by enough people that they sold out of their first printing in
no time at all.
People have begged
them for a second edition but true to life, they got distracted by those same
husbands and children...and now grandchildren. Perhaps one day there will be a
sequel, but for the moment and for posterity’s sake, these stories should not
be lost. Stay tuned for excerpts from this swell book.
Okay..so you can't wait...here is a little something for you artistic souls....
Did you ever wonder:
…If Michelangelo
cussed in the Chapel while working on the ceiling?
…If Claude Monet was
bothered by mosquitoes while painting his Water Lilies?
…If Van Gogh used a
PALETTE knife to lop off his ear?
…IF Mrs. Wyeth
changed the upholstery fabric to match all the naked Helga pictures that Andrew kept bringing home?
…If Picasso had
depth perception problems?
…IF the guys that
carved the Trojan Hose ever got any other business from it?
…If Mona Lisa had
buck teeth?
…If Nero left a
bucket of oily rags around after painting the Coliseum?
…If Lincoln had to
change his theater date because the paint was wet inside the theater the night
he really wanted to go?

If Mrs. Noah tried
to sneak extra badgers on board for her art brushes?
…If Adam had to eat
the apple because Eve didn't have time to get to the market?
If Andy Warhol ever ATE Campbell Soup?